| Team | GP | W | L | T | PTS | GF | GA | DIFF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Nick Who Gloved Ne | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 36 | 11 | +25 |
| REDACTED | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 20 | 8 | +12 |
| Mason Impossible: Pink Ops | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 29 | 20 | +9 |
| Double Do' 7: License To Teal | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 17 | 18 | -1 |
| Brownfinger | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 17 | 20 | -3 |
| Karnsino Royale | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 16 | 24 | -8 |
| Snowbody Dubs It Better | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 17 | -3 |
| Dye Another Grey | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 14 | 25 | -11 |
| Maroonraker | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 24 | -12 |
| coVert AgedGents | 4 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 15 | -8 |