| Team | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turd Bergenson | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | 3 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
| Time | Team | Scoring Detail | Brown | Royal Blue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8:01 | Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | Brendan Jew (2) Steph Palomo Schmidt, Jason Northrup | 0 | 1 |
| 7:50 | Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | Jon Salt (4) Brendan Jew, Jason Northrup | 0 | 2 |
| 5:17 | Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | Jon Salt (5) Unassisted | 0 | 3 |
| 2:29 | Turd Bergenson | Josh Wirt (3) Unassisted | 1 | 3 |
No Penalties
| Time | Team | Scoring Detail | Brown | Royal Blue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2:35 | Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | Jon Salt (6) – GWG Brendan Jew | 1 | 4 |
| 0:45 | Turd Bergenson | Josh Wirt (4) Mark DeGraffenreid | 2 | 4 |
No Penalties
| Time | Team | Scoring Detail | Brown | Royal Blue |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5:00 | Turd Bergenson | Josh Wirt (5) Erin Plone, Mark DeGraffenreid | 3 | 4 |
| 1:27 | Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | Steph Palomo Schmidt (1) Brendan Jew | 3 | 5 |
No Penalties
| Team | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Turd Bergenson | 9 | 7 | 20 | 36 |
| Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | 11 | 5 | 5 | 21 |
| Goalie | SA | SV | GA | SV% |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don Tran | 36 | 33 | 3 | 0.917 |
| Matt Henderson | 21 | 16 | 5 | 0.762 |
| Team | Missing | Subs |
|---|---|---|
| Turd Bergenson | Marc Lapointe | — |
| Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls | Janet Goins, Chad Goins, Tony Thinh, Silas Perks, William Teglia | Don Tran (Goalie), TK Mason |