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Week 4 · June 15, 2025 · 6:00pm

Turd Bergenson vs Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls

Team 1st 2nd 3rd Total
Turd Bergenson 1 1 1 3
Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls 3 1 1 5
Scorekeeper Rob LaVigne Referees Steve Linke, Bryan Ossa

1st Period Summary

Time Team Scoring Detail Brown Royal Blue
8:01 Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls Brendan Jew (2) Steph Palomo Schmidt, Jason Northrup 0 1
7:50 Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls Jon Salt (4) Brendan Jew, Jason Northrup 0 2
5:17 Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls Jon Salt (5) Unassisted 0 3
2:29 Turd Bergenson Josh Wirt (3) Unassisted 1 3

No Penalties

2nd Period Summary

Time Team Scoring Detail Brown Royal Blue
2:35 Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls Jon Salt (6) – GWG Brendan Jew 1 4
0:45 Turd Bergenson Josh Wirt (4) Mark DeGraffenreid 2 4

No Penalties

3rd Period Summary

Time Team Scoring Detail Brown Royal Blue
5:00 Turd Bergenson Josh Wirt (5) Erin Plone, Mark DeGraffenreid 3 4
1:27 Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls Steph Palomo Schmidt (1) Brendan Jew 3 5

No Penalties

Shot Summary

Team 1st 2nd 3rd Total
Turd Bergenson 9 7 20 36
Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls 11 5 5 21

Goaltender Summary

Goalie SA SV GA SV%
Don Tran 36 33 3 0.917
Matt Henderson 21 16 5 0.762

Three Stars

1

Jon Salt

Goals: 3   Assists: 0

2

Josh Wirt

Goals: 3   Assists: 0

3

Brendan Jew

Goals: 1   Assists: 3

Attendance

TeamMissingSubs
Turd Bergenson Marc Lapointe
Schmidty's Salty Blue Balls Janet Goins, Chad Goins, Tony Thinh, Silas Perks, William Teglia Don Tran (Goalie), TK Mason